| Tuesday, November 08, 2005 |
| JOKE OF THE DAY |
This is the fairy tale we should have been reading as little girls............
Once upon a time in a land far, far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back
into the handsome young prince that I am and then, my darling, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy in doing so".
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and shallot cream sauce,
she laughed and thought to herself:
I don't f***ing think so...
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posted by Nadine @ 1:52 PM   |
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Love it!!!